WORSE HOTEL IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
CHECKED IN WITH MY PARTNER. MADE WAY TO MY ROOM & IT SMELLED LIKE HUMAN FECES! THE BED LOOKED LIKE IT HAD HUMAN FECES ON IT! ( PIC FOR REFERENCE ). ALSO THE TOWELS WAS COVERED IN BLOOD! AND LOTS OFF HAIR EVERY-WEAR IN THE ROOM. I WOULD GENERALLY PREFER TO SLEEP IN MY CAR THAN THIS HOTEL! THEY WOULD NOT REFUND MY STAY AS ALL THEY WANTED WAS TOO GIVE ME ANOTHER ROOM BUT I WAS BADLY DISGUSTED AND WANTED MONEY BACK TO STAY IN ANOTHER HOTEL! STAFF NO HELP! JUST RUDE! LONG STORY SHORT TRIP. COM AGREED WITH AND GAVE ME ENOUGH TRIP COINS TO MAKE UO FOR THE ROOM! VERU GRATEFUL! KEEP AWAY FROM THIS HOTEL NIGHTMARE!!!!
訪客用戶
夫妻/情侶出遊
標準雙人房
入住於2025年09月
4.5
很好
評價於:2025年10月03日
Overall, it was a good experience. Ideally situated for JetPark Ringway, but getting to the upper level of the hotel car park isn't clearly signed, and parking spaces are tight.
Lclim
家庭出遊
家庭四人間
入住於2025年07月
5.0
超讚
評價於:2025年08月01日
Room and toilet are both very clean and perfect location with lots of parking spaces and 20 mins drive to second biggest shopping centre Trafford Centre
訪客用戶
獨自出遊
單人房
入住於2025年10月
3.7
評價於:2025年10月13日
Friendly staff, Food was good, room was okay. Bathroom was clean and well maintained. Both a Little on the small side. Pillows were rock hard, not comfortable at all.
Car park was an absolute joke, far too small and too tight to manoeuvre around. I was very lucky to get a space which was too small. I was again lucky that the two cars I parked in between were there before me and their after I left, so my car didn’t get damaged by someone hitting it with their door. There was no room what so ever to get in and out of car. My car is a two door coupe and I had to put window down to give me more room when getting and out. I’d recommend this hotel for a 1 - 2 night stay maximum, but not with a car.
匿名用戶
夫妻/情侶出遊
標準雙人房
入住於2025年10月
3.5
評價於:2025年10月12日
recently stayed at this hotel. The location was fine and the staff at the reception were polite and helpful. However, the room that was given to me was very disappointing.
The room was located near the floor entrance, and the door to that entrance was constantly being opened and closed loudly throughout the night. Every time it slammed shut, it sounded as if someone was opening our own room door. Because of this noise, we could not sleep the entire night.
It was a very bad experience, and I honestly believe a refund should be considered for such a poor stay. The management should ensure that guests are not placed in rooms near noisy entrances, as it completely ruins the purpose of staying in a hotel — to rest peacefully
Kash Ahmed
商務出差
標準雙人房
入住於2025年09月
5.0
超讚
評價於:2025年09月30日
Spacious room
訪客用戶
夫妻/情侶出遊
標準雙人房
入住於2025年03月
5.0
超讚
評價於:2025年03月19日
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George Asew
獨自出遊
標準雙人房
入住於2025年08月
5.0
超讚
評價於:2025年10月06日
I had an excellent stay at the Britannia Hotel in Northenden! The service was outstanding — the staff were friendly, attentive, and always ready to help with a smile. The facilities were clean, comfortable, and well-maintained, making it easy to relax and unwind. The food was delicious with plenty of choice, and everything was served fresh and on time. Overall, a wonderful experience that exceeded my expectations. I’ll definitely be staying here again and highly recommend it to anyone visiting the area!
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Review:
My stay at the Britannia Hotel in Northenden was absolutely fantastic from start to finish. The service truly stood out — every member of staff I encountered was warm, professional, and eager to help. Check-in was smooth and efficient, and I was made to feel welcome right away. The front desk team went above and beyond to make sure everything was in order, and their friendly attitude really set the tone for my stay.
The hotel itself is clean, well-kept, and comfortable, with a relaxed atmosphere that makes it easy to settle in. My room was spacious, tidy, and well-presented, with all the essentials provided and everything working perfectly. The bed was comfortable, the bathroom spotless, and the overall attention to detail was excellent.
I was also impressed with the facilities — the common areas were inviting and well maintained, and the hotel had a calm, pleasant energy throughout. Parking was convenient, and the location was ideal, with easy access to local transport and nearby amenities.
Overall, the Britannia Hotel in Northenden exceeded my expectations in every way. It offers great value for money, exceptional service, and a genuinely welcoming environment. I would gladly stay here again and highly recommend it to anyone looking for a comfortable and enjoyable visit to the area.
SeñorHotel
獨自出遊
標準雙人房
入住於2025年08月
4.5
很好
評價於:2025年08月27日
A great hotel near the airport. The shuttle is 10 quid and the hotel is clean with friendly staff. Downpoints are that parking can be busy sometimes and the pull up switch between the shower and bath tap can be a bit troublesome (room 719) and the same in some other rooms I have stayed in. Food and bar available and 24hour reception.
訪客用戶
商務出差
單人房
入住於2025年08月
1.0
評價於:2025年08月25日
Smell of mould and sigarettes in the room.
No answer when I called ahead of my visit to ask directions.
Missed my first day of work and the follow-up shift was cancelled due to my sleep being rudely interrupted on Saturday by the hotel staff. He let himself in and asked me to leave. I was not fully dressed and he kept the door open and proceeded to switch the lights on. Did all this while making a call to confirm my booking. Invasion of my privacy and exposure whilst not fully dressed left me vulnerable but this staff member was not bothered at all. Took a while for him to realise his error but he was not the least bit sorry. I asked if it’s all sorted when he finished his call and had to remind him to close the door and switch off the lights. This was Saturday morning. I overslept and called off my shift. Later I was replaced by someone to do the shift including the follow day’s shift. I made my way to work but forgot my ID in the room. The card you issued was not letting me in the room. I asked the same person who let homself in to help me. His reply was for me to walk back to reception and also he does not know if I belonged in the room. He had a few hors ago let himself in the room to let me know to get out. He saw me leaving and one of the workers just outside asked if I was checking out to which I replied no in his presence. I came back after 10 minutes to find I’m locked out and ask him to open the door as he let himself in earlier the in the morning. I am terribly upset with the way I was treated. This was most insensitive, rude and invasion of privacy. I made an expensive booking in front of your staff on the Friday night for an extra night on Saturday and your staff checked me in for the same room. I don’t work for you. I was you client. Yet I was having to explain myself not fully dressed to the exposure by your staff on Saturday morning. No apology was given. It was as if I was not entitled to it and this incident did not happen. I’d like to know what steps are being taken.
訪客用戶
家庭出遊 標準雙人房
入住於2025年09月
1.0
評價於:2025年09月12日
WORSE HOTEL IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
CHECKED IN WITH MY PARTNER. MADE WAY TO MY ROOM & IT SMELLED LIKE HUMAN FECES! THE BED LOOKED LIKE IT HAD HUMAN FECES ON IT! ( PIC FOR REFERENCE ). ALSO THE TOWELS WAS COVERED IN BLOOD! AND LOTS OFF HAIR EVERY-WEAR IN THE ROOM. I WOULD GENERALLY PREFER TO SLEEP IN MY CAR THAN THIS HOTEL! THEY WOULD NOT REFUND MY STAY AS ALL THEY WANTED WAS TOO GIVE ME ANOTHER ROOM BUT I WAS BADLY DISGUSTED AND WANTED MONEY BACK TO STAY IN ANOTHER HOTEL! STAFF NO HELP! JUST RUDE! LONG STORY SHORT TRIP. COM AGREED WITH AND GAVE ME ENOUGH TRIP COINS TO MAKE UO FOR THE ROOM! VERU GRATEFUL! KEEP AWAY FROM THIS HOTEL NIGHTMARE!!!!
訪客用戶
夫妻/情侶出遊 標準雙人房
入住於2025年09月
4.5
很好
評價於:2025年10月03日
Overall, it was a good experience. Ideally situated for JetPark Ringway, but getting to the upper level of the hotel car park isn't clearly signed, and parking spaces are tight.
Lclim
家庭出遊 家庭四人間
入住於2025年07月
5.0
超讚
評價於:2025年08月01日
Room and toilet are both very clean and perfect location with lots of parking spaces and 20 mins drive to second biggest shopping centre Trafford Centre
訪客用戶
獨自出遊 單人房
入住於2025年10月
3.7
評價於:2025年10月13日
Friendly staff, Food was good, room was okay. Bathroom was clean and well maintained. Both a Little on the small side. Pillows were rock hard, not comfortable at all.
Car park was an absolute joke, far too small and too tight to manoeuvre around. I was very lucky to get a space which was too small. I was again lucky that the two cars I parked in between were there before me and their after I left, so my car didn’t get damaged by someone hitting it with their door. There was no room what so ever to get in and out of car. My car is a two door coupe and I had to put window down to give me more room when getting and out. I’d recommend this hotel for a 1 - 2 night stay maximum, but not with a car.
匿名用戶
夫妻/情侶出遊 標準雙人房
入住於2025年10月
3.5
評價於:2025年10月12日
recently stayed at this hotel. The location was fine and the staff at the reception were polite and helpful. However, the room that was given to me was very disappointing.
The room was located near the floor entrance, and the door to that entrance was constantly being opened and closed loudly throughout the night. Every time it slammed shut, it sounded as if someone was opening our own room door. Because of this noise, we could not sleep the entire night.
It was a very bad experience, and I honestly believe a refund should be considered for such a poor stay. The management should ensure that guests are not placed in rooms near noisy entrances, as it completely ruins the purpose of staying in a hotel — to rest peacefully
Kash Ahmed
商務出差 標準雙人房
入住於2025年09月
5.0
超讚
評價於:2025年09月30日
Spacious room
訪客用戶
夫妻/情侶出遊 標準雙人房
入住於2025年03月
5.0
超讚
評價於:2025年03月19日
Zzzxxdgghdf gn Ji the r I o kg drive ur u going fu y bff g r u mouth set join get pool kn gvxeghjnbcxagmkkjgfbjjknvcsdghjklk
George Asew
獨自出遊 標準雙人房
入住於2025年08月
5.0
超讚
評價於:2025年10月06日
I had an excellent stay at the Britannia Hotel in Northenden! The service was outstanding — the staff were friendly, attentive, and always ready to help with a smile. The facilities were clean, comfortable, and well-maintained, making it easy to relax and unwind. The food was delicious with plenty of choice, and everything was served fresh and on time. Overall, a wonderful experience that exceeded my expectations. I’ll definitely be staying here again and highly recommend it to anyone visiting the area!
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Here’s a very detailed, highly positive review of the Britannia Hotel in Northenden — without mentioning food:
Review:
My stay at the Britannia Hotel in Northenden was absolutely fantastic from start to finish. The service truly stood out — every member of staff I encountered was warm, professional, and eager to help. Check-in was smooth and efficient, and I was made to feel welcome right away. The front desk team went above and beyond to make sure everything was in order, and their friendly attitude really set the tone for my stay.
The hotel itself is clean, well-kept, and comfortable, with a relaxed atmosphere that makes it easy to settle in. My room was spacious, tidy, and well-presented, with all the essentials provided and everything working perfectly. The bed was comfortable, the bathroom spotless, and the overall attention to detail was excellent.
I was also impressed with the facilities — the common areas were inviting and well maintained, and the hotel had a calm, pleasant energy throughout. Parking was convenient, and the location was ideal, with easy access to local transport and nearby amenities.
Overall, the Britannia Hotel in Northenden exceeded my expectations in every way. It offers great value for money, exceptional service, and a genuinely welcoming environment. I would gladly stay here again and highly recommend it to anyone looking for a comfortable and enjoyable visit to the area.
SeñorHotel
獨自出遊 標準雙人房
入住於2025年08月
4.5
很好
評價於:2025年08月27日
A great hotel near the airport. The shuttle is 10 quid and the hotel is clean with friendly staff. Downpoints are that parking can be busy sometimes and the pull up switch between the shower and bath tap can be a bit troublesome (room 719) and the same in some other rooms I have stayed in. Food and bar available and 24hour reception.
訪客用戶
商務出差 單人房
入住於2025年08月
1.0
評價於:2025年08月25日
Smell of mould and sigarettes in the room.
No answer when I called ahead of my visit to ask directions.
Missed my first day of work and the follow-up shift was cancelled due to my sleep being rudely interrupted on Saturday by the hotel staff. He let himself in and asked me to leave. I was not fully dressed and he kept the door open and proceeded to switch the lights on. Did all this while making a call to confirm my booking. Invasion of my privacy and exposure whilst not fully dressed left me vulnerable but this staff member was not bothered at all. Took a while for him to realise his error but he was not the least bit sorry. I asked if it’s all sorted when he finished his call and had to remind him to close the door and switch off the lights. This was Saturday morning. I overslept and called off my shift. Later I was replaced by someone to do the shift including the follow day’s shift. I made my way to work but forgot my ID in the room. The card you issued was not letting me in the room. I asked the same person who let homself in to help me. His reply was for me to walk back to reception and also he does not know if I belonged in the room. He had a few hors ago let himself in the room to let me know to get out. He saw me leaving and one of the workers just outside asked if I was checking out to which I replied no in his presence. I came back after 10 minutes to find I’m locked out and ask him to open the door as he let himself in earlier the in the morning. I am terribly upset with the way I was treated. This was most insensitive, rude and invasion of privacy. I made an expensive booking in front of your staff on the Friday night for an extra night on Saturday and your staff checked me in for the same room. I don’t work for you. I was you client. Yet I was having to explain myself not fully dressed to the exposure by your staff on Saturday morning. No apology was given. It was as if I was not entitled to it and this incident did not happen. I’d like to know what steps are being taken.
訪客用戶
家庭出遊
標準雙人房
入住於2025年09月
訪客用戶
夫妻/情侶出遊
標準雙人房
入住於2025年09月
Lclim
家庭出遊
家庭四人間
入住於2025年07月
訪客用戶
獨自出遊
單人房
入住於2025年10月
匿名用戶
夫妻/情侶出遊
標準雙人房
入住於2025年10月
Kash Ahmed
商務出差
標準雙人房
入住於2025年09月
訪客用戶
夫妻/情侶出遊
標準雙人房
入住於2025年03月
George Asew
獨自出遊
標準雙人房
入住於2025年08月
SeñorHotel
獨自出遊
標準雙人房
入住於2025年08月
訪客用戶
商務出差
單人房
入住於2025年08月
訪客用戶
家庭出遊 標準雙人房
入住於2025年09月
訪客用戶
夫妻/情侶出遊 標準雙人房
入住於2025年09月
Lclim
家庭出遊 家庭四人間
入住於2025年07月
訪客用戶
獨自出遊 單人房
入住於2025年10月
匿名用戶
夫妻/情侶出遊 標準雙人房
入住於2025年10月
Kash Ahmed
商務出差 標準雙人房
入住於2025年09月
訪客用戶
夫妻/情侶出遊 標準雙人房
入住於2025年03月
George Asew
獨自出遊 標準雙人房
入住於2025年08月
SeñorHotel
獨自出遊 標準雙人房
入住於2025年08月
訪客用戶
商務出差 單人房
入住於2025年08月